US Olympians

We have noticed that the number of American Olympians is not exactly accurate. There is Team USA and then all the people who live and train in the US but compete for other countries. We feel that as Americans we deserve to be compensated for their accomplishments in some way. Our suggestions: Yao Ming can mow our yard, Kirsty Coventry can take our kids to the pool, the US should always host the Olympics, Sammie Sanchez can teach Nate and Ian how to ride a bike, every four years we can invade any country we want and make it a state =P, all Americans can attend the Olympics for free...or at least just give us an accurate medal count.