My thoughts on the Golden Globes

So, the Golden Globes are my favorite award show. Here are my thoughts on tonight's...

I don't love any one's dress so far.
I never saw John Adams but apparently it is fanstinkintastic.
Drew Barrymore's look is growing on me...I get it...old Hollywood bombshell.
Megan Fox dressed older than she is.
Tony Shalhoub and Kyra Sedgwick should have won.
Colin Farrell was fabulously sarcastic...love it!
Everytime I see David Duchovny talking to a woman, I think...wellll hhmmmm.
Don Cheadle called Brad Pitt dumb...love him!
Kate Beckinsale does not look good enough to be Jason's person tonight.
Angelina looks beautiful in an I-didn't-try-at-all way.
People with written speeches are goobers.
Someone just thanked everyone in India...all 1 billion of them.
David just referred to his wife, but I thought he was getting a divorce.
30 Rock must also be a show I should watch.
Ricky Gervais was hilarious! I'm not even sure who he is.
Tina Fey rocks.
Emma Thompson is DRUNK.
I think that Rumer Willis' hair matches her dress...I like it, though.
I like that Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio seem to actually like each other.
Blake Lively's dress does not fit properly.
Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz look beautiful.
Slumdog Millionaire is something else I guess I should see.
Yay! My new fav, Colin, won!
I do love Kyra's dress. She looks great.
Renee Zellweger looks weird. I don't hate it...no, maybe I do hate it.
J. Lo's dress...seriously?
Sigourney Weaver forgot to do her hair.
Kate Winslet is precious...she looks beautiful and is so sweet.

So that's it. Not a bad show...not great either. Oh and I remember my person...Jake Gyllenhaal.